A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his crotch.
The bartender whinces and says "Are you alright? That looks painful!"
The pirate replied "Aar! Its driving me nuts!"
Why are pirates called “pirates”?
Nobody knows, they just aar
Two Irish guys, Paddy and Mick are drunk in a newly renovated pub in their town
Paddy announces that he has to go to the bathroom.
"I'llll assk the baarman where the bog isss" Paddy mumbles to his mate and then he stumbles up to the bar.
"Wherrre'ss the jack's?" He asks the barman.
Pointing to a door in the back, the barman says "Go through that door, take...
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