...and asks for a short-term $10,000 loan. Banker asks her for collateral, and she hands him the keys to her Mercedes. She says she's going on a vacation, and will return the following week to repay the debt and retrieve her car.
Week later, she picks up the vehicle and pays back the loan, pl...
So I lost my job at the bank on my very first day...
An old woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I always try to bank on personality.
On an unrelated note, I'm in debt.
Bank on it..
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angri...
I was in the Chase Bank on Madison Avenue today...
Asian woman in front of me was attempting to exchange currency, apparently Korean won for US dollars.
Things were getting tense, and I heard her tell the teller: “Why yeh-today you gimme one-hundred dollah and to-day you gimme only eighty dolllah?”
Teller: “Fluctuations.”
Wonan:...
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