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Baby Formula Jokes

Need help finding baby formula for the newborn

My wife came out of the hospital this morning but she is not able to lactate the newborn. I need to buy the baby formula. Is it absolutely necessary to know the baby weight to decide which type of milk to get?
We don't have a scale right here and can't ask my wife as she is being interrogated fo...

I calculated the solution for the baby formula problem, but I got it upside-down.

58008.

Do you know the difference between twelve-year-old scotch and baby formula?

No? Then you're sure as hell not babysitting for my kids!

They say live fast, die young

But ESPN keeps rejecting my pilot episode of Baby Formula 1 Racing

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