The Ancient Romans were debating how to count things
Their city state was already hundreds of years old, and their Republic was barrelling down the pathway to Empire: but they still hadn't decided fully how to count things.
The Senate was a blaze of fury as populares and optimates rowed over the proper way to measure and record all things numer...
Mrs Smith & The Expert.
The Smiths, a young couple, have no children and they decide to get in some help, by way of a man who is supposed to be an expert in what is needed. Leaving for work, Mr. Smith says, "I'm off. The expert should be here soon." Moments later a door-to-door baby photographer rings the bell.