Awkward Moments Jokes

The way the joke is supposed to go:

>A man went to Alaska a 129 lb weakling and he came back a husky fucker.

My friend, who just started working at a new place, said it like this to a group of his new co-workers:

>A man went to Alaska a 129 lb weakling and he came back fuc... read more

So a young Chinese couple is in their hotel room on the night of their wedding. Both of them have saved their virginity for this special night.

The young man helps the bride get undressed and she hops under the bed covers, looking nervous.

The young man gets undressed himself and hop... read more

After a few awkward moments they make an arrangement that the woman will sleep on the top bunk and the man will sleep on the bottom bunk.

In the middle of the night, the woman gets up and prods the man to wake him up.

"Please, sir, I'm sorry for bothering you, but could you ask the con... read more

A duck and a horse are walking down a country road. They happen to pass by a barn and notice a beautiful Porsche parked inside. After admiring it for a minute they continue down the road. Suddenly, the horse trips and falls into a deep ditch and gets stuck in some mud.

 

"Help... read more

They go out a fancy steak dinner and he pays extra to have the band sing their wedding song tableside and serenade his wife. She melts.

He then takes her to a magic show and pays extra to have her involved in the main act as the woman who disappears within the act. She is beaming with joy.... read more