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Expedited Jokes

What did the executioner say to the death row inmate who had their execution date expedited?

Boy have I got noose for you...

Just had a quickie in the back of a UPS truck

Oh whoops... They prefer the term "expedited package delivery"

Yo Mamma so ugly...

Yo momma so ugly that we created a global conspiracy "plandemic" and ruined the world economy and expedited the new world order and ruined Trump's rally and banned the Confederate flag from nascar and cancelled major league baseball just so she'd wear a mask.

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You guys hear about the medication for premature ejaculation?

You can get it with expedited shipping so it should come quickly...

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