What would have happened had it been Khrushchev instead of Kennedy that was assassinated?
Dunno about politics, but I'm really sure Onassis would not have married the widow.
You know what I think when JFK was assassinated?
I think it was unpresidented.
The Chinese Premier, along with the South Korean and Indonesia President Went to See God
In 1975, Zhou Enlai, Park Chung-hee, and Suharto came before God to ask a question.
Zhou Enlai went first: "God, when will my country become prosperous?"
God replied: "30 more years".
Zhou Enlai wept because he knew he will never see it in his lifetime. Indeed, he would pass awa...
What would happen if Donald Trump was about to be assassinated?
Secret Service would shout "Donald, Duck!"
I assassinated my friend...
I gave Miguel a cigar and lit the end. When it began to fizzle, he looked at me, puzzled.
"What brand of cigar does this?" he asked.
I answered, "Red Herring, of course."
And his chair exploded.
What did the gamer say when he assassinated the Pope?
360 NO POPE!!!!
Why did the smoothie get assassinated?
He got mixed up with a few bad apples.
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Why do black people only have nightmares
Because the last black person to have a dream got assassinated
Four dads are arguing, each dad claims to have the best son in the world.
The first dad says, "My son is the best because he is so rich, I only gave him a small loan of a million dollars and he ended up making four billion dollars from his multi-billion dollar hotel business. He has even appeared on many TV shows. He is so successful that he was elected to lead a country....