(Got this from the jokes section of an Argentine popular culture magazine, so yeah, us ARgentines have a terrible humor xD)
The Brazilian the Argentine and the Genius
(To understand the joke you need to know that there is a lot of rivalry between Brazilians and Argentines) An Argentine and a Brazilian when walking through the desert found a magic lamp. A genie came out of it and began to speak: "You are my masters and each of you will be granted a wish." The Ar...
Argentines did not lose the Falklands War
They only came second.
As a middleaged Argentine native I have come to the conclusion that our big ego and our arrogance don't let us see things the way they really are. We must admit that sometimes we make mistakes. Thus, we Argentines are imperfect.
...until you reach 50.
A German, a Frenchman, an Englishman and a Brazilian appreciate the picture of Adam and Eve in Paradise.
"Look at what perfection of bodies: she, slender and haired; he, with his athletic body, his profiled muscles. They must be Germans."
"I don't believe it. The eroticism from the figures is evident! She, so feminine, he,...