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Angela Merkel was discussing the plan for a war...

...against China with her generals.

Merkel: So can we take on 1.4 billion Chinese with only 83 million Germans?

Generals: No worries, 8.8 million Jews in Israel had been taking on the whole Arab world since 1947.

Merkel: So do we have enough Jews to take on China now?

A Mexican, an Arab and a Redneck are at the same bar. (Offensive)

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws the glass in the air and shoots it with his pistol. He says, "In Mexico, glasses are so cheap that we don't have to drink from the same one twice. "

The Arab, impressed by this, grabbed his empty glass and threw it in the air, shortly before shoot...

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