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Apple Computer Jokes

How do you start a jam session on an Apple computer?

Iphone,

iphtwo,

iphone, iphtwo, iphthree...

why do apple computers dislike love songs?

they are all done by Adele!

I just got a second hand apple computer and it’s in great condition...

You could say it’s iMaculate.

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Why do Apple computer users always tell sexist jokes?

Because they aren't PC

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iBoob

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $699, depending on the speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained ab...

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