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1984 Jokes

In George Orwell's book 1984, why were e-girls outlawed?

Because it was a thotcrime.

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I'm thinking about remaking 1984 as a porno.

I'll call it "Thot Police"

I really wanted to share a link to Weird Al's 1984 Michael Jackson parody today but I realized

That I can't have my Cake Day and Eat It, too.

Prostitution in 1984:

Thot Crime

I was reading 1984

but I didn't expect the story to contine after closing the book.

TMZ revealed Demi Lovato was briefly attached to Wonder Woman 1984

Her agent then told her it was a super**heroine** film.

Somebody stole my first edition copies of 1984 and Animal Farm.

Oh well.

I asked a friend in 1984 how's life there...

He answered: "I can't complain."

WE are living in 2020

But north koreans are living in 1984

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

1984 hide and go seek champion of the world

They say your are what you eat.

I guess I’m 16 women between 1984-1998

I wonder who's watching me now, the IRS?

1984 paranoid ramblings

2018 passing remark

Back in the days I started to read the classics, but my friend started complaining we never do anything together anymore.

Well after 1984 I didn’t have much time for The Idiot.

An oldie but a goodie. [It's a version of an older joke]

On November 14, 1984, the United Nations sent out a survey to every country, asking "Would you please share your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey flopped pretty much everywhere.

In Africa, families were confused about what "food"...

She's technically not wrong...

This actually happened last night with my girlfriend...
Me: So did you read 1984?
She: Yeah, I did...utopian society right?
Me:No it is the total opposite...do you know the opposite of utopian?
She: yeah..Ethiopia right?
and yes she was being totally serious.

An observation by Adam Hills

"I have a slight theory as to why there’s such a high percentage of obesity in America as compared to the rest of the world. I think it’s because in 1984, a group of English and Irish musicians got together and put out a song that told us to ‘feed the world’.
And then a year later, a group of Am...

Trump is bringing America back to a time when it was great

1984

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A 'Cold War' joke I tought up today...

It's early September, 1984. Children around the world are going back to school. Despite living on opposing sides of the Iron Curtain, two Mathematics teachers, one in the United States and the other in the Soviet Union, ask their respective classes the same question.

"OK class." Said the Amer...

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Pissin' in the snow, 2019

Donald Trump wakes up one morning and looks out the White House window, where he sees "Donald Trump Sucks" in huge letters, pissed into the snow below. He calls in the CIA, the FBI, and the Secret Service, and screams, "I want answers! Who's responsible for this? Report back after lunch!"

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