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TIL if you buy the new MacBook Pro

There is no escape.

After his death, Steve Jobs wakes up in Hell and asks Satan, "Why am I here?"... (It's not in bad taste.)

After his death, Steve Jobs wakes up in Hell and asks Satan, "Why am I here? Certainly I've changed the world for the better through an innovative technological revolution."

"That's quite true," says Satan. "You belong 'upstairs' and I'm only borrowing you for a few days. But see, whenever ne...

I was visiting my boyfriend the other night when I asked him if I could have a newspaper.

โ€œI donโ€™t waste my money on newspapers. Just use my MacBook Pro."

I can tell you this: That roach never knew what hit him.

I really hate people who brag about their expensive stuff

Sent from my iPhone 7 Plus

EDIT : had to manage as my MacBook Pro ran out of battery

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