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Annexing Jokes

What did Putin say to NATO in response to being criticized for annexing parts of Ukraine?

'Oh, Crimea river.'

Top UN officials asked Vladimir Putin to stop annexing countries

He responded: Oh go Crimea river

Putin, at the summit: Donald, Iā€™m thinking of annexing all the nations around Russia. What do you think?

Trump: Then Soviet.

Trump calls Putin on the phone

Trump says, "You need to stop annexing territory in Ukraine"

Putin responds, "Crimea river"

The year is 2135, and the US and Russia are the only 2 remaining nations.

After a century of warfare, the two nations expanded their borders, annexing an country that stood in it's way.

Both nations, hungering for world domination, have been at war with each other for over 20 years, and have decided that the fighting would never end, as the two were so closely matc...

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