I bought my wife and I Walkie-Talkies for our anniversary but I can't tell if she likes them.

Wife: "We don't need Walkie-Talkies, this marriage is over."

Me: "This marriage is what? Over."

Girl: Come over

Guy: I'm coming over

Girl: We should stop using Walkie-Talkies in bed over

I want to post a walkie talkie joke

But I need to think it, over.

Girlfriend: “Why do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over.”

Boyfriend: “Our relationship is what? Over.”

My girlfriend calls me on the walkie talkie i gave her

"You're too childish, this relationship is over" to which i replied with "this relationship is what? Over"

If the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything:

Stamps = Lickie Stickie

Defibrillators = Hearty Starty

Bumble Bees = Fuzzy Buzzy

Pregnancy Test = Maybe Baby

Bra = Breastie Nestie

Fork = Stabby Grabby

Socks = Feetie Heatie

Hippo = Floatie Bloatie

Nightmare = Screamy Dreamy

"You're so childish!" screamed the wife. "Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends?! This is ridiculous, this relationship is over!"

"This relationship is what? Over!"

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Sex over Walkie Talkie

Person 1: Bend over

Person 2: Bend what? Over

My wife was fed up watching me play with walkie talkie everytime. So she said , "Our relationship is over"

I replied, "our relationship is what?". Over.

My girlfriend got angry that I always pretended to be using walky talkies...

"it really annoys me" she said "this relationship is over"

"this relation ship is what? Over" I said. She hasn't spoke to me since.

If the man who made walkie-talkies named a few other objects:

Laxitives: passy-gassy

Loofah: cleanie-beanie

Ocean wave: wooshy-splooshy

Socks: heaty-feeties

Musical: singy-thingy

What did Iron man say to Captain America on the walkie talkie?

Steve, Roger that?

What do you call a cross between a centipede and a parrot

A walkie-talkie

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I had phone sex with my boyfriend over a walkie-talkie.

I could hear him coming from a mile away.

What do you call a person from Wisconsin who always has alot to say?

A Milwaukee-Talkie

The cast of Furious 9 once chased a beautiful woman through the woods.

The cast of Furious 9 once chased a beautiful woman through the woods, because she had something they wanted. She managed to evade them till she saw the lights of a farmhouse, where she found a strange man muttering about "people's indifference to him before he put on the mask".

Crazed thoug...

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What do you call a mushroom that likes to gossip?

A shit-talkie

20 Things to do Before You Die...

1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
2) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
3) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look t...

How do people in Wisconsin communicate with each other?

Using a Milwaukee talkie.

What do you get when you cross an avocado with a two way radio?

A Guackie-talkie

From my 7-year-old: What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

Two men arguing

I was in a nightclub queue when two blokes in front of me started arguing.

One guy pushed the other and said, "Four, nine."

The other man pushed him back and said, "Sixteen, twenty-five."

A bouncer reached for his walkie-talkie and said, "I need some help at the door. We've got ...

My girlfriend told me I was too childish.

The other day, I bought her a pair of walkie talkies.

She squinted her eyes at me and said, "Our relationship is over."

I squinted my eyes right back and told her, "Our relationship is what? Over."

I don't understand all the fuss about getting rid of guns in America. Just do what Steven Speilberg did.

Replace all the guns with walkie-talkies. Not that hard!

What do you call a caterpillar with a phone?

A Walkie Talkie

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

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