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Alex Jones Jokes

It's ironic that Alex Jones hates the LGBT community when he's secretly a drag queen.

His drag name is Miss Information.

What's the difference between Alex Jones and Jeff Bezos?

Alex Jones was on Joe Rogan

If Alex Jones and Chris Brown were both on fire and you only had one fire extinguisher...

Where would you hide it?

Alex Jones dies and meets Jesus at the pearly gates.

As they are waiting to see if God will allow Alex into heaven, Jesus says:

"Alex, while we wait you can ask me any question and I will answer it".

So Alex asks him, "who planned 9/11?"

And Jesus responds "Osama Bin Laden"

Alex goes " wow, this goes higher up than I though...

My one friend has a fear of clowns...

...so I took him to the White House and now he’s not afraid anymore. On the ride home, however, he kept quoting Alex Jones.

Anyone who believes in climate change just believes whatever someone tells them to. They don't think for themselves.

I know that because Alex Jones told me so

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