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Agressive Jokes

I heard that people from Taiwan are impatient and agressive...

I guess they have a Taipei personality.

Have a daughter named after my mother in law

Passive-Agressive Psycho turns 5 next week

"Turks have 3 problems..."

An Italian man walks into a nightclub wearing a shirt that says "Turks have 3 problems".

A turkish man approaches him and asks: "What the f*** is your shirt suppposed to mean?""

The Italian says: "See, that is your first problem. You turks are way too curious"

The Turkish man w...

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A man walks into a bar...

...and waves to the bartender, another guy.

"I want three drinks, one for me, one for you and one for your fucking mother!"

The bartender frowns, but chooses not to say anything, and pours three drinks in front of the guy. The guy drinks one, the bartender other, and the third one is l...

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So this weird guy walks up to me and asks if I've ever seen the movie Up.

I say I have; it was ok.
He asks if I can buy him a copy and I tell him I've never met him so I have no reason to buy him anything.
He keeps bothering me about it, begging me to buy it for him, so I eventually just walk away.

The next day he comes up to me again, asking me to buy the ...

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A man watches a nightmare scenario unfold on an airplane...

A man sitting on an airplane notices an extremely fat belligerent couple are the last people to board. They both squeeze down the aisles, smacking people in the head with their baggage and yelling at each other about their horror show of a marriage.

They both sit down on either side of a poor...

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