Me and My friend Bet 500 dollars on who could throw a slap of beef to the greatest altitude above sea level...
The steaks have never been higher
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him:
“Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 m...
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A guy is flying in a hot air balloon and is lost
So he lowers himself over a field and shouts to a guy on the ground:
"Can you tell me where I am, and which way I'm headed?"
- "Sure! You're at 43 degrees, 12 minutes, 21.2 seconds north; 123 degrees, 8 minutes, 12.8 seconds west. You're at 212 meters above sea level. Right now, you'r...
Why are the Dutch so tall?
So they can keep their heads above sea level.
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