Abortion Clinic Jokes - 34 Hilarious Abortion Clinic Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What is the best name for an abortion clinic?

Don’t Kid Yourself.

I locked my keys in my car outside an abortion clinic

They gave me the dirtiest look when I went in and asked to borrow a coathanger.

What do you call a gamer who works at a abortion clinic?

Spawn camper

I thought of a great name for an abortion clinic...

How about 'Birth Ctrl+Z' ?

I finally found out what they call the vacuum at the abortion clinic

Woomba

I'm going to start an abortion clinic...

...called "Don't Kid Yourself."

The owner of the only abortion clinic that vowed to defy Texas' new law prohibiting abortions past 6 weeks says, it's never been busier...

"Currently we got a 24 month wait list"

Best way to answer a call: Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic: Your Loss is Our Sauce

self.Jokes

What do get when you cross an Imperial cruiser with an abortion clinic?

A Stork Destroyer

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A girl walks into a "no questions asked" abortion clinic.

The nurse says, "How can I help you?"

Girl says, "LYING BASTARDS!" and leaves.

What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a sperm bank?

The way the security guard treats you after you've blown your load.

Why is working at the abortion clinic so much fun?

They bring out the kid in you.

A pregnant lady locks her keys inside her car by an abortion clinic.

Imagine the look on the receptionists face when the pregnant lady asks her for a coat hanger.

In an alternate universe, Lara Croft works in an abortion clinic...

She is called the Womb Raider

My girlfriend and I were at an abortion clinic

It was a really emotional time for us both.

"Babe, I just want you to know that I'll support whichever decision you choose. If you want to be a mother, then I'll be a father."

With a tear in her eye, she leaned into me and whispered "It's ok baby. I don't want it if it's not yours."

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What do you call sex with a girl who has recently left an abortion clinic.

A Graveyard Smash

How is a vampire similar to an abortion clinic?

They both suck the life out of you

I'm starting a new abortion clinic and naming it...

Scrambled Eggs.

I didn't get the job at the abortion clinic

I guess they didn't like that I applied to be the womb raider.

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What did the army of starving cannibals say when they walked into an abortion clinic in mexico?

feed us fetus fajitas!

I hope that joke was shitty enough to make you laugh.

Inspired from this post in no context
http://www.reddit.com/r/nocontext/comments/10y470/feed_us_fetus_fajitas/

Why are abortion clinics like a trip to Chuck E Cheese?

It brings out the kid in you

Abortion clinics really don't get the credit they deserve.

I mean, they're killin it out there.

Racist: What sign appears on abortion clinics in black communities?

"Crime Prevention Center"

What does Verizon wireless and abortion clinics have in common?

They both have early termination fees

Dark humor

Why did people stare at the guy eating baby back ribs

Because he was at an abortion clinic

Abortion clinics should be banned

Those doctors demonstrate a complete lack of humanity. Spawn killing is a filthy tactic.

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So my wife walked into the room while I was having sex with my daughter......

I wasn't sure what she was more freaked out by, the fact that I was fucking our daughter, or that the abortion clinic gave me the fetus.

Czech Please

The abortion clinic in Prague had to be closed down due to lack of funds... too many cancelled Czechs apparently.

My mom's late for everything, and it irritates the hell out of me.

For example, last week she drove me to an abortion clinic.

I was in my room playing with my son when my girlfriend came in screaming...

I understand though, I was surprised when the abortion clinic let me bring him home too!

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Three men meet in a prison yard, 2 of them are white and the other black.

The first white man asks the other, "What are you in for?"

"I raided my company's 401k, and stole millions from my employees. My lawyer says I'll be out within 3 years."

"I shot up an abortion clinic and killed 2 doctors, but my lawyer says I won't do more than 5 years."

They...

Pro Life Tip

PLT : Avoid Abortion Clinics

Business idea

Souvernir Shops in abortion clinics - so noone leaves empty handed

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