1940s Jokes - 14 Hilarious 1940s Jokes

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This was in a joke book from the 1940s

Hitler went to a fortune teller and asked her, “on what day will I die?”

The seeress assured him that he would die on a Jewish holiday.

“Why are you so sure of that?” Demanded Hitler

“Any day,” she replied “on which you die will become a Jewish holiday.”

My grandfather was part of Antifa back in the 1940s.

Back then they called it the US Army.

What happened to the USSR in the 1940s?

They were Stalin' behind

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Concentration camp, December 24th 1940s

It's Christmas Eve 1940 and there is room full of Jews who are prisoners at a concentration camp. It's the holiday season and The commandant is in a particularly good mood so he goes to the room and opens the door.

"It's Christmas and I'm in a giving mood," he says, " I've decided to let you ...

What kind of coffee did Italians most enjoy during the 1940s?

Oppresso.

What do you call a blind German in the 1940s?

A not-see..

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What was a nazi dictator ship other than 1940s Germany?

The Bismarck

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There was a group of 1940s German mathematicians...

They told the world they had discovered the perfect ratio of plutonium to uranium in order to create fuel capable of space travel. They said it was simple, two parts plutonium, one part uranium. However, the rest of Europe didn't believe them because they were a bunch of fibbinazis.

TIL that back in the 1940s, as a result of failed communications between engineers and builders, the Soviet Union built thousands of submarines based on recalled 1850s schematics, resulting in millions of dollars in military funding being wasted.

Whoops, wrong sub.

A Russian man lives all alone in a cabin

One day, someone from the government shows up and tells him that due to a map surveyor's error in the 1940s, the cabin he lives in was mistakenly marked as part of Russia, but in fact, it's actually a part of Belarus.

"Oh thank God!" the man exclaims. "I don't think I would have been able to...

How did German men pick up Jewish women in the 1940s?

With a dustpan and broom.

Did you hear about how realistic Call of Duty: WWII is?

Sledgehammer Games rented servers from the 1940s to replicate WWII as accurately as possible

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Carnation Milk

65 Years Ago.

This is PRICELESS ............

A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around
her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk,
with hours of hard work and little compensation.

When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery
stores...

I love old singers

My favorites are 1940s French female singers.

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