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2000s Jokes

Only 2000s kids will get this:

Arrested for underage drinking.

In the early 2000s I predicted a global pandemic would happen in 2018

but hindsight is 2020.

Heaven is where the music is from the 80s, the TV shows are from the 90s, and the internet is from the 2000s.

Hell, meanwhile, is where the music is from the 2000s, the TV shows are from the 80s and the internet is from the 90s.

My favorite "yo momma" joke from the 2000s

Yo momma so fat she takes up TWO Myspaces. And her top 8 are all sandwiches.

When it comes to early 2000s R&B, nothing beats Rihanna...

Except maybe Chris Brown

People are like baseball

I lost interest in them in the early 2000s

Why do hardcore kids wear camouflage?

Because they don't want to be scene.



If you were in high school in the mid 2000s, you get it.

Misunderstood JT

In the early 2000s Justin Timberlake did a tour in Eastern Europe and had a stop in southern Ukraine.

After playing a show in Sevastopol he had some down time so he travelled the countryside, and was amazed by the stunning beauty of the peninsula's nature and wildlife. He backpacked through ...

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The New New Math....

I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tel...

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