A German tourist jumped in freezing water to save my little dog who was drowning.
When he climbed out and gave me my dog he said "here is ze dog keep him warm ¡and dry him off he vill be fine"
I said "are you a vet?"
He replied “vet?.. I'm fucking soaking"
Should English be the only official language of the EU?
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement an...
Chinese Joke– A Good Boy 好孩子 hǎo hái zi
yíɡè xiǎo nánháiér xiànɡ tāde māmɑ yào liǎnɡkuài qián. 一个 小男孩儿 向 他的 妈妈 要 两块钱。 A little boy asked his mother for two yuan.
“wǒ zuótiān ɡěinǐ de qián, nǐ zuò shénme le?” “我 昨天 给你的 钱，你 做什么 了?” "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
“wǒ ɡěile yíɡè hěn qiónɡ de l...
What do you call a German in WW1
A Not•yet•zi
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