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Xkcd Jokes

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In honor of today's XKCD...

My wife and I were having sex but she got mad because of an off-by-one error.

So I see this man about to jump of a bridge (from a comment in /r/xkcd)

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said:

"Stop. Don't do it."

"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.

"Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Are you religious?"

He said, "Yes."

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