UPJOKE
cold warnatosoviet unionfirst strikedenmarkbelgiumworld war iinuclear weaponunited stateswarsaw pactworld war iwar on terrornorwaywestern europenetherlands

Wwiii Jokes

I’d make a WWIII joke, but...

I feel like it really wouldn’t blow up.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

with me is like WWIII...

It hasn't happened yet.

A man finally returns home from WWIII to his dog

The dog asks:
“Did you go for a walk without me?”

The man replies:
“No, Iran”

The band A Flock of Seagulls is not concerned with WWIII. They've stated that conflicts typically happen with neighboring countries.

And Iraaaaan...Iran's so far awaaaay....

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

blonde with

A guy walks in and asks the bartender Isn't that Bush and Condi Rice sitting over there?



A guy walks in and asks the bartender Isn't that Bush and Condi Rice sitting over there?



The bartender says Yep that's them.



So the guy walks over and says Wow this i...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un are out to brunch in a small town...

A suprised waiter finds them and says "Gee goly, what an honor to meet you." He looks about like a nervous rodent and asks "what are you guys doing here of all places?"
Trump says "We're gonna start WWIII. We're gonna kill a lot of innocent civilians and we're gonna kill a blonde with ....
2 jokes are hidden here because they may not be suitable for all ages.
show them anyway

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.