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Westerns Jokes

Working overseas.

I work in China with a guy named Kim

One day we were drinking and I asked him if he's fed up of westerns saying that all Chinese look the same.

He said "Kim's at the bar getting drinks I'm his wife"

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Purty goat

A young man got his first real job with a mining company. The mining camp was way out in the hinterlands- there wasn't even a town within a two hour drive. A couple of days in he realizes the men have taken to satisfying their manly urges with goats who were grazed nearby. He expressed his disgust, ...

I was with some friends and we started talking about movies.

One of my friends mentioned that the sets in old Westerns were often built slightly smaller than normal to make the leading man appear larger. I said that that would make sense because I heard that John Wayne, while filming a scene with his co-star, complained that the town wasn't big enough for the...

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