To a disabled person in a wheelchair, who stole my invisibility cloak:

You can hide, but you can't run!

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So my Professor said "if you were granted invisibility for one day what would you do?"

I said, " I'd go to Paris and find a mime and beat the crap out of him and the applause from the crowd would be outstanding! "

My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak.

If only they could see me now...

I'm in line for a promotion and huge pay rise at the Ministry of Defence where I work, after finally perfecting the invisibility suit.

Well they think I have, I've just not turned up for three weeks.

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Welcome to invisibility class.

I’m pretty disappointed to see so many of you.

I got asked if i'd like to invest in the development of a new invisibility cloak.

I said no.


I just couldn't see it becoming a thing.

They all laughed when I told them that I would discover the secrets of invisibility

If only they could see me now

What did the scientist testing his invisibility potion say?

Am I making myself clear?

What did doctor do to treat a man’s invisibility?

He took him to the ICU

Sorry.

If I had the power of invisibility,

I would end every argument by disappearing and saying "have I made myself clear?"

Women gain a superpower when they hit 30

Invisibility

What do you call an expired invisibility cream?

Disap-ointment.

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Courtesy of The Legendary Ken M; The ideal superpower is invisibility...

Because it allows you to keep an unseen lookout for perverts in the women's locker room.

Have you guys seen my new invisibility cloak?

Oh wait nevermind

I must say that I completely support scientists working on discovering a real invisibility cloak.

I just want to make myself clear.

Harry Potter's invisibility cloak was very effective for spying on the women of Hogwarts

They never saw him coming.

Invisibility

There's a joke there somewhere. I just can't see it.

A genie gave me the "awesome" power of invisibility

I didn't see the fun of it.

How did the chocolate frog sneak into Hogwarts?

It used the invisibility croak.

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