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Invisibility Jokes

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Welcome to invisibility class.

I’m pretty disappointed to see so many of you.

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So my Professor said "if you were granted invisibility for one day what would you do?"

I said, " I'd go to Paris and find a mime and beat the crap out of him and the applause from the crowd would be outstanding! "

I taught a class on invisibility once

Nobody showed up.

I want you to tell me the minute my invisibility cloak starts working again.

Have I made myself clear?.

If I had the power of invisibility,

I would end every argument by disappearing and saying "have I made myself clear?"

I have the superpower of invisibility

... at least that's how they treat me.

My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak.

If only they could see me now...

Everybody laughed when I told them about my Invisibility Serum

If only they could see me now!

To a disabled person in a wheelchair, who stole my invisibility cloak:

You can hide, but you can't run!

President Obama visits the Pentagon...

President Obama visits the Pentagon to test out the latest in military technology.

A scientist says to him "We have two projects that we are very proud of. One is a powered exoskeleton and the other is an invisibility cloak. Which would you like to try first?"

Obama replies, "Uh, let ...

Invisibility

There's a joke there somewhere. I just can't see it.

What do you call an expired invisibility cream?

Disap-ointment.

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What did the scientist testing his invisibility potion say?

Am I making myself clear?

What did doctor do to treat a man’s invisibility?

He took him to the ICU

Sorry.

Have you guys seen my new invisibility cloak?

Oh wait nevermind

Courtesy of The Legendary Ken M; The ideal superpower is invisibility...

Because it allows you to keep an unseen lookout for perverts in the women's locker room.

I got asked if i'd like to invest in the development of a new invisibility cloak.

I said no.


I just couldn't see it becoming a thing.

A genie gave me the "awesome" power of invisibility

I didn't see the fun of it.

Harry Potter's invisibility cloak was very effective for spying on the women of Hogwarts

They never saw him coming.

I must say that I completely support scientists working on discovering a real invisibility cloak.

I just want to make myself clear.

I'm in line for a promotion and huge pay rise at the Ministry of Defence where I work, after finally perfecting the invisibility suit.

Well they think I have, I've just not turned up for three weeks.

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