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So my Professor said "if you were granted invisibility for one day what would you do?"

I said, " I'd go to Paris and find a mime and beat the crap out of him and the applause from the crowd would be outstanding! "

I'm in line for a promotion and huge pay rise at the Ministry of Defence where I work, after finally perfecting the invisibility suit.

Well they think I have, I've just not turned up for three weeks.

My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak.

If only they could see me now...

They all laughed when I told them that one day I would discover the secrets of invisibility

If only they could see me now!

I got asked if i'd like to invest in the development of a new invisibility cloak.

I said no.


I just couldn't see it becoming a thing.

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Welcome to invisibility class.

I’m pretty disappointed to see so many of you.

What did doctor do to treat a man’s invisibility?

He took him to the ICU

Sorry.

What did the scientist testing his invisibility potion say?

Am I making myself clear?

How did the chocolate frog sneak into Hogwarts?

It used the invisibility croak.

If I had the power of invisibility,

I would end every argument by disappearing and saying "have I made myself clear?"

Have you guys seen my new invisibility cloak?

Oh wait nevermind

What do you call an expired invisibility cream?

Disap-ointment.

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Courtesy of The Legendary Ken M; The ideal superpower is invisibility...

Because it allows you to keep an unseen lookout for perverts in the women's locker room.

I must say that I completely support scientists working on discovering a real invisibility cloak.

I just want to make myself clear.

What do you get if you cross a road with an invisibility cloak?

Run over.

Harry Potter's invisibility cloak was very effective for spying on the women of Hogwarts

They never saw him coming.

To the person who has stolen my 5 tonne concrete boots and my invisibility cloak...

You can't run but you can hide

Invisibility

There's a joke there somewhere. I just can't see it.

A genie gave me the "awesome" power of invisibility

I didn't see the fun of it.

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

A guy wearing full camo sneaks into a bar

He tip-toes his way through the few customers idling about and tries to sneak behind the counter, but an invisible force violently pushes him back.

Realizing he's somehow been detected, he tries to escape from the bar only to be thwarted by another stern shove blocking his exit.

The ba...

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