So my Professor said "if you were granted invisibility for one day what would you do?"
I said, " I'd go to Paris and find a mime and beat the crap out of him and the applause from the crowd would be outstanding! "
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I taught a class on invisibility once
Nobody showed up.
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I want you to tell me the minute my invisibility cloak starts working again.
Have I made myself clear?.
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If I had the power of invisibility,
I would end every argument by disappearing and saying "have I made myself clear?"
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I have the superpower of invisibility
... at least that's how they treat me.
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My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak.
If only they could see me now...
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Everybody laughed when I told them about my Invisibility Serum
If only they could see me now!
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To a disabled person in a wheelchair, who stole my invisibility cloak:
You can hide, but you can't run!
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President Obama visits the Pentagon...
President Obama visits the Pentagon to test out the latest in military technology.
A scientist says to him "We have two projects that we are very proud of. One is a powered exoskeleton and the other is an invisibility cloak. Which would you like to try first?"
Obama replies, "Uh, let ...
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Invisibility
There's a joke there somewhere. I just can't see it.
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What do you call an expired invisibility cream?
Disap-ointment.
(OC)
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What did the scientist testing his invisibility potion say?
Am I making myself clear?
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What did doctor do to treat a manโs invisibility?
He took him to the ICU
Sorry.
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Have you guys seen my new invisibility cloak?
Oh wait nevermind
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Courtesy of The Legendary Ken M; The ideal superpower is invisibility...
Because it allows you to keep an unseen lookout for perverts in the women's locker room.
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I got asked if i'd like to invest in the development of a new invisibility cloak.
I said no.
I just couldn't see it becoming a thing.
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A genie gave me the "awesome" power of invisibility
I didn't see the fun of it.
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Harry Potter's invisibility cloak was very effective for spying on the women of Hogwarts
They never saw him coming.
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I must say that I completely support scientists working on discovering a real invisibility cloak.
I just want to make myself clear.
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I'm in line for a promotion and huge pay rise at the Ministry of Defence where I work, after finally perfecting the invisibility suit.
Well they think I have, I've just not turned up for three weeks.
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