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Wall Socket Jokes

What do you call a store that sells wall sockets?

An outlet.

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As a child I was told that if you stick your penis in the wall socket it would be stuck there forever.

I was shocked to learn that this wasn't true.

Wife: "Get me a coat hanger, I don't want the baby anymore."

Hubby: "Are you crazy? It's too late for that! May I remind you our child has already been *born*?"

Wife: "It's not too late to let it play with the wall socket."

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A Texan and a West Virginian are on death row…

And both are due to be executed the same night. The Texan is due to be executed first, via electric chair.

"Sir, I'd like to remind you that if three attempts go by and you are still alive, you will be free to go. Any last words?"

"I apologize to the victim's family."

The execut...

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Little Johnny does it again!

Teacher rings Johnny's father: May I speak with Johnny's Dad?
Dad: Its not the right time, I am in hospital.
Teacher: You have to listen to this. Your son painted a dollar note on school floor, and I almost broke my nail trying to pick it.
Dad: Beat the hell out of that asshole. He painted ...

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