Dv Jokes - 2 Hilarious Dv Jokes

Darth Vader: "Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas."

Luke Skywalker: "How could you possibly know?"

DV: "I have felt your presents."

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An Awesome Band...

I went to go see a Muslim tribute act last night. They were called Bomb Jovi and man, they were awesome. Their last song, the classic "Living on A Prayer Mat" almost brought the fucking house down. Afterwards I got chatting to this girl... well, I think she was a girl. I couldn't see much but she ha...

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