Vaccinating Jokes - 18 Hilarious Vaccinating Jokes

Not vaccinating your child is like owning a PT Cruiser

You're spending thousands a year on something that'll probably be dead in less than five.

My family is furious at me for implying my Sister in an idiot for not vaccinating her child...

I suppose the funeral wasn’t the right place to say it.

yesterday on the street I saw 2 guys vaccinating themselves

It must have been their second shot because they looked woozy pretty soon afterwards

Vaccinated babies are 10 times more likely to die from heart disease, cancer, and alzheimer’s.

Keep kids from dying from old age, stop vaccinating today.

Parents save more by not vaccinating their children

Baby coffins aren't that expensive compared to the costs of raising a child.

Some call people dying from not vaccinating a needless tragedy…

I call it a Needle-less tragedy

They're vaccinating against bird flu again

Call it a rooster shot

The Doctor asks the patient: "Does your head hurt?"

Patient: "Yes it does, doctor."

Doctor: "Good, now are we vaccinating your child, or do I have to slap you again?"

I stopped vaccinating my kids because I wasn't comfortable jamming a needle into their arms.

Now I get my Doctor to do it.

Not vaccinating you child is great

You won't have to deal with your mistake for long

I saved a fortune by not vaccinating my child.

Which was fortunate, because kids funerals don’t come cheap.

Stop vaccinating your children!!

Let the doctor do it.

Why is vaccinating before proper safety testing can occur such a bad idea?

Nobody likes Premature Inoculations.

My friend told me that I must be autistic for not vaccinating my children.

It's such a shame that people still don't know how autism works.

I'm surprised so many people stand up against vaccinating their kids.

I thought the Polio would have prevented that.

I am strongly against parents vaccinating their kids.

They should have a medical professional do it for them.

I don't understand why people get upset at me for not vaccinating my kids

The one that lived turned out fine.

An anti-vax mom walks in on her son self vaccinating.

And she says that better be heroin !

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