Utm Jokes

If you answered no, you need to have that repaired as soon as possible. Many of your perishables that depend on the cold to stay fresh may expire and become unusable. This can become costly, having a faulty refrigeration system and continuing to throw away food as the appliance goes in and out of us... read more

Father O’Brien was driving home after lunch when a policeman pulled him over. “What have you been drinking?” asked the cop. “Only water,” replied the priest. “Then what’s that next to you?” said the policeman, pointing to the half-empty bottle of pinot noir in the passenger seat.

“Good Lord!... read more

"We're going to find out if 35 goes into 16"

-only funny when said by [this particular math teacher](http://defund.com/mom-catches-teacher-hiding-under-her-daughters-bed-teacher-gets-no-jail-time/?utm_source=Outbrain)