A Blonde, a Brunette, and A Red Head are sentenced to death.
They are lined up in the yard to be killed. The main guard went up to the Brunette. “You have a choice on how you would like to die: by electric chair, firing squad, or hanging. Which will it be?”
The Brunette replied, “I’ll take the electric chair.”
She was led away by two other guar...
Mark was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage
as he was sensitive about his wooden leg and a bit afraid no one would have him.
In fact, he couldn't bring himself to tell his fiancee' about his leg when he slipped the ring on her finger, nor when she bought the dress, nor when they picked the time and place.
All he kept saying wa...
A chemist, a biologist and an electrical engineer had all been sentenced to death
A chemist, a biologist and an electrical engineer had all been sentenced to death and were on death row waiting to go to the electric chair. Finally, the day had arrived. The chemist was due to go first.
As he strapped him in, the executioner asked him, “Do you have anything you want to sa...
...How did you do it?
There was once a train operator who had been driving trains for well over 20 years. Over the course of his career, he had experienced a number of close calls in the accident department. At long last, sadly, he hit a schoolbus full of children on its way out of the elementary school parking lot, kill...
Twenty five years... [Long Joke]
Twenty five years. Twenty five years, and I never killed a single person until a few months ago. Now I'm on death row for multiple charges: manslaughter, murder, negligence.
After the first, I thought it was over. I thought nothing of the fact that the Sheriff warned me I would be sentenced t...
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