Overburdened Jokes

Two overburdened book shelves sat in a library.

One says to the other "I can't take this weight, I feel ima crumble"

The second responds "just have faith in yourshelf"

After selling it, he stopped by the blacksmith and bought a vise and a basket. He put the vise in the basket and headed home. On his way back, he saw a merchant selling livestock.
Having leftover money, he decided to buy a duck as well. The merchant tells him:
"Listen mister, I only have these... read more