Unfreeze Jokes

A wife called her husband and asked how to unfreeze her Windows

Wife: Honey, my Windows are frozen, and I need to get to work.

Husband: Ok, go grab my rubber hammer, or try putting some hot water on them.

Wife: Ok, I'll try that and call you back when I'm done.


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So she asks the class:
"How do I unfreeze my computer?"

After a few seconds, one student raises their hand and responds:
"What's the melting point?"