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An ottoman walks into a bar and the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve ottomans in here”, and the ottoman says...

“Well, you oughta, man!”

During a war with the Ottoman Empire, the Habsburg army lost thousands of men in the battle of Karánsebes, and was forced to flee from the battlefield.

Then the Ottomans arrived.

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