I'm surprised the tower of Pisa hasn't fallen over during the pandemic

Without all those tourists helping hold it up.

Now you know

Jack Schitt, Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt". Now, You can handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.

In t...

What did Big Ben say to the leaning tower of Pisa?

I’ve got the time if you’ve got the inclination.

The Leaning Tower of Pisa actually isn't leaning.

...they just built it in Italic font.

Why is the tower of Pisa tilted?

Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

The Tower of Pisa has been leaning for over 500 years.

It’s still not as left leaning as Reddit.

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I bought my friend with OCD a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa for his birthday.

He's going fucking nuts trying to hang it straight.

Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.

Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.

They're going to put a clock on the leaning tower of Pisa...

That way, it'll have both the time and the inclination.

Ever been to the Tower of Pisa?

the security is pretty lenient

An American is in Italian prison

"How'd you get here?" his cellmate asks.

"Well," he replies, "I went to go visit that famous leaning tower and then decided to get a slice of fresh pizza. I sit down and the server comes to take my order. I asked what's good and the server went down the list. Neapolitan, Giuseppe, Pugliese, N...

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I plopped out a turd that looked like the leaning tower

It was a Pisa shit.

So I wrote some Chuck Norris jokes the other day...

The devil once sold his soul to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't speak, he thinks loudly.

New Orleans didn't flood because of a hurricane. Chuck Norris did a canon ball into the Gulf of Mexico.

Chuck Norris once punched the Tower of Pisa.

Chuck Norris doesn't fart, beca...

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