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Troubleshoot Jokes

What is the difference between Americans and IT support?

Americans don't have troubleshooting.

I'm great at troubleshooting.

My middle name is trouble, and I always end up shooting myself in the foot.

(A new addition) What's the difference between an American and a computer?

A computer has troubleshooting.

Also,

it can abort.

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What do you call it when you can’t ejaculate?

Troubleshooting.

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Cockpit duties

Years ago on a long AA flight, an elderly lady asked if she could
visit the cockpit.

When she got up there, she found four crewmen. She asked the first
what he did, and he explained that he was the navigator and what his
responsibilities were.

She turned t...

Two IT techs are at the local gun range.

After about 10 minutes of practice, one of the techs isn't able to hit the target. The other looks at him and says "What is your problem?"

The embarrassed IT tech puts his head down and says, "Troubleshooting."

The best computers are made in America

They have virtually no troubleshooting.

A walruses car broke down.

While waiting for the mechanic to troubleshoot the problem he decided to walk to the ice cream parlor. He ordered a vanilla ice cream cone and ate it while walking back to the car shop. As he finished the last bite he realized he forgot to grab a napkin. As he desperately tried to clean his very sti...

Tech support in the military

Troubleshoot to kill.

My friend was testing his mic for Discord, I told him to get a Scope

So he wont have Troubleshooting

Why don’t developers carry guns?

They have troubleshooting.

Why did the computer technician get kicked out of the army?

He had troubleshooting.

What do you call a problematic person with a gun?

A troubleshooter.

What does a terrorist IT expert do the most?

Troubleshooting

That's the difference between tech support and a mass shooter?

One is a troubleshooter, while the other is a troubled shooter.

A functional gun shoots

While a broke one needs troubleshooting

How do police solve problems in the streets?

troubleshooting

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Back in the day, Chicago was run by the Irish mob

Now, before the Italian mob took over- I'm sure you all know Al Capone, Frank Nitti, Lucky Luciano, and the like- Prohibition era Chicago was run by the Irish mob.

The Irish gangs owned Chicago outright for a solid 18 months after Prohibition went into effect, before police raids, pressure fr...

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