I'm great at troubleshooting.

My middle name is trouble, and I always end up shooting myself in the foot.

What's the difference between a computer and an American?

Americans don't have troubleshooting

A walruses car broke down.

While waiting for the mechanic to troubleshoot the problem he decided to walk to the ice cream parlor. He ordered a vanilla ice cream cone and ate it while walking back to the car shop. As he finished the last bite he realized he forgot to grab a napkin. As he desperately tried to clean his very sti...

What do you call American police officers?


The best computers are made in America

They have virtually no troubleshooting.

My friend was testing his mic for Discord, I told him to get a Scope

So he wont have Troubleshooting

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What do you call it when you can’t ejaculate?


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A Co-Pilot's purpose...

Many years ago on a long Trans-Continental flight, an elderly lady asked if she could visit the cockpit. When she got up there, she found four crew.

She asked the first what he did, and he explained that he was the Navigator and his responsibilities were to keep the aircraft on its track acr...

What do you call a problematic person with a gun?

A troubleshooter.

Why don’t developers carry guns?

They have troubleshooting.

Why did the computer technician get kicked out of the army?

He had troubleshooting.

A functional gun shoots

While a broke one needs troubleshooting

What’s the difference between target practice and having cow computer problems?

You shoot with a bullet and troubleshoot with Bull IT

That's the difference between tech support and a mass shooter?

One is a troubleshooter, while the other is a troubled shooter.

Tech support in the military

Troubleshoot to kill.

How do police solve problems in the streets?


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