Peer Pressure Jokes - 18 Hilarious Peer Pressure Jokes

I never really used to enjoy peer pressure

But then my friends got me into it.

I hate peer pressure.

You should too!

I was going to tell you a joke about peer pressure...

...but my friends talked me out of it.

I don't believe in peer pressure.

Unless my friends do...

I keep on getting peer pressured into playing the flamingo game

But I'm not going to play anymore. Im putting my foot down

What's the best part about being 111 years old?

There's no peer pressure.

It wasn't any easy decision, but against all peer pressure, my wife and I have decided we don't want children.

The kids were crying when we left them at the gas station.

Not caving into peer pressure can be tough but i always walk away from it.

Which has been a lot easier since the DUI i got the night everyone tried to convince me to 'take a cab home'.

A reporter interviewed a 103-year old woman: “And what is the best thing about being 103?” the reporter asked.

The woman simply replied, “No peer pressure”

My friends had an intervention for me

but my parents raised me not to give in to peer pressure.

I walked into a men’s room but couldn’t pee when I stood at the urinal as there were two people peeing next to me.

Too much peer pressure.

What do you call it when you can't urinate because you feel the presence of others around you?

Peer pressure.

Why did the pressure cooker jump off the pier?

Peer pressure!

Why did the first koala fall out the tree

It was dead

Why did the second koala fall out the tree?

It got hit by the first koala

Why did the third koala fall out the tree?

Thought it was a race to the bottom

Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?

Peer pressure

Why did the kangaroo die...

Series of Cheesy Jungle Jokes

I always like to tell these in a series. I also like to milk jokes (drag them out a little longer than you would expect) so prepare for the cheese. There's a little flexibility in how you tell these jokes, and if you have any other jokes about jungle animals you can mix them in, but some of the orde...

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

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A French , a Russian and an Indian are on a flight

They are the only passengers, and there is only one window. The French sits next to the window and cracks open the window

After a few hours he jumps up and down saying “we’re in france , we’re in france”. The other ask how does he know , to which the French says “ i can smell the aroma of my...

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The Las Vegas Ice Cream Eating Contest

The Scooper Duper Creamery was a small ice cream shop on the Vegas Strip. They would hold ice cream eating contests on the weekends that, being in Vegas, would be bet on by the tourists.

Anyone could sign up to participate in the challenge if they were daring enough. To win, one would have t...

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