A couple of hikers were tramping through the countryside and had lost their way…..
so by the time they arrived at the "George and Dragon", the village pub where they'd arranged to stay the night, the doors were locked and the owners had gone to bed. They knocked timidly on the front door. A head appeared …at an upstairs window and shouted, "Go away. Don't you know what time it ...
An Australian on safari...
An Aussie is tramping through a jungle with his hunting gear. He comes into a clearing and finds a stunningly beautiful naked women sprawled out across a bed of leaves. "My god," he says. "Are you game?" She smiles invitingly, "Yes I am." So he shoots her.
Dr Livingston I presume
Livingston was tramping through the African jungle when he came upon a woman from an local tribe. Livingston said to her; Ubangi? She said; Ubetcha.
NZ joke for you
There was a man out tramping the Milford track. He got horribly lost and went for a week without food by the 8th day he came across a kiwi and decided to cook and eat it. Half way through his meal a D.O.C ( department of conservation ) ranger found him, outraged he took him to court.
The ...
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Roy Rogers and the mountain lion
Back in the 1950s, cowboy star Roy Rogers bought a brand new pair of expensive cowboy boots. Cowboy boots are notoriously stiff when they're new so Roy spent all morning oiling and working the leather to try to soften them up a bit. He then took them out onto the back porch to dry in the sunlight wh...
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