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Track Suit Jokes

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

My wife and I.

My soon to be wife and I are looking at wedding dresses for her.

I said to her I dont care what she wears down the isle. I said best case, you go down the isle wearing a track suit.

She says why... I want something that will look better than that.

I said it would be perfect be...

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in france a dinner jacket is le smoking

a track suit is le jogging. a camp site is le camping. a bowling alley is le bowling. that they call their swimming pools la pissing is why i've never been able to trust them

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In the nursing home (mildly NSFW)

An new resident of a nursing home is overly proud of how fit he is for his age. On his first day, wearing his track suit, he goes over to a group of ladies playing bridge, and says, "Guess how old I am, ladies!"

"Um, sixty-five?" one of them says.

"Nope! I'm eighty-two years old!" he...

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