Tracker Jokes

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So the cowboys hire a native american tracker. The tracker would often dismount his horse, look closely at the ground, sniff, put his ears on the ground, etc.

So today they are riding a trail. Tracker asks for a halt, gets off the horse and holds his ears to the ground. Gets up says "Buffalo ... read more

Boss: What have you been working on the last few hours?


Employee: A graphic display of convergent asynchronous load distribution.


Boss: The tracker flagged you on bukkake sites.


Employee: I stand by my previous statement.

That way I'd never lose my sh*t again.

One gets down, lays his ear to the ground and after a moment he says "Buffalo come."
His friend asks "How you know?"
Then he stands up and touches the side of his face, "Sticky."

After a day of analyzing prints and tracks, the old man laid his head down on the plain. After a moment, he said “Buffalo come.”

The son excitedly asked “How can you tell? Can you hear the hoof beats?”

“No” he replied. “Ear sticky.”

And says "buffalo come." Amazed, his clients ask how he knows. He rubs his ear and says "hmm sticky."

It had been sometime since they were last seen and people were starting to worry about them. A week had passed and a search party was deployed.

The search wasn’t going well until one tracker found some bear scat with a handkerchief that was thought to belong to the Soviet hunter.

A f... read more

So I called a bear catcher.

The bear catcher shows up in his truck the next day. He gets out of his truck with a feather, some rope and a gun along side his dog, Blue.

He says that Blue is an expert bear tracker. He will find us a bear and run it up a tree.

“I’m going to chase... read more

One day Will Smith was researching a new role for a movie by camping alone in the woods. Eventually he got lost and a search party was formed.

First, a Search and Rescue team made up of local volunteers and firefighters went into the woods to look for him. They searched for hours but came bac... read more

So these two cowboys decide to go hunt buffalo and they hire an old Indian as a tracker. After leading the cowboys for a spell the Indian holds up his hand, and stops dead in his tracks. He crouches down and puts the side of his head to the ground for a moment. He stands up, folds his arms, looks... read more