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Tobias Jokes

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A man is sitting on his couch when the doorbell rings

He opens the door and there is a young man standing there.

"Hello. My name is Tobias. I'm here to fuck your daughter."

The man can't believe his ears: "To what?!"

"Tobias"

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A girl introduces her new boyfriend to her parents.

This is a German joke, but I think I found a way to translate it:

A girl wants to introduce her new boyfriend to her parents.
He knocks on the door and the parents together open the door and introduce themselves: "Hi, my name is Sarah and this is my husband Michael, nice to meet you!".
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A young man knocks on the door of his Girlfriend, who lives with her parents...

Her dad opens the door.

"Good day, Sir. My name is Tobias, I am here to fuck your daugther."

"To WHAT???

"Tobias."

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A man hears a knock on his front door. When he opens it, a boy stands in front of him who says “Hello sir, my name is Tobias...

...and I’m here to fuck your daughter.”

“TO WHAT?”

“TO-BI-AS.”

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A family father was disrupted by the doorbell one afternoon...

He opened the door and saw a young man smiling at him.

"Hello!" he said. "I am Tobias and I am here to fuck your daughter!"

"To WHAT?" the man yelled.

The man -still smiling- replied "Tobias"

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Detective Shakespeare and his new partner Jameson are on a case...

the Murder of a young man named Jonathan, Detective Shakespeare arrives first and asks the neighbors and the witnesses, he writes the name of 10 people as suspects, after further investigations, he narrows the number of suspects down to 2 young men, Maximilianus and Tobias, then Jameson, who oversle...

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A guy knocks on the door of his girlfriend’s house

But her dad answers the door. The guy says “Hi, I’m Tobias. I’m here to fuck your daughter.”

The dad goes “TO WHAT?!?!”

The guy says “TOBIAS”

A guy visits his girlfriend at her parents' house...

A guy visits his girlfriend at her parents' house. When he knocks, the girl's father opens the door and, not even knowing that his daughter was dating, asks in bewilderment:

*Who are you? What do you want?*

-- My Name is Tobias, I'm here to bone your daughter.

*To what???*
...

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Whats blue and fucks grannies?

Tobias Funke

What do you call a guy with a foot fetish?

Tobias!

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