My father was the rector for a local church. He was responsible for making sure all the doors were locked, and for putting away the benches after services.
He really had to mind his keys and pews.
Clergy with terrible, terrible habits.
A Catholic priest, a Methodist pastor, a Baptist minister, and an Episcopalian rector were attending an ecumenical conference. After the conferences were done and they had supper, they were relaxing in the hotel restaurant, talking.
The Catholic priest said, "You know, it's great to get to k...