A man walks into the local cathedral and says to the rector, “I would like to join this fucking church.”
The rector is astonished. “I beg your pardon, sir . . . I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?” “Are you deaf? I said I want to join this fucking church!”
“I’m sorry, sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this building.” “Okay, twat face, I want to speak to someon...
My father was the rector for a local church. He was responsible for making sure all the doors were locked, and for putting away the benches after services.
He really had to mind his keys and pews.
Clergy with terrible, terrible habits.
A Catholic priest, a Methodist pastor, a Baptist minister, and an Episcopalian rector were attending an ecumenical conference. After the conferences were done and they had supper, they were relaxing in the hotel restaurant, talking.
The Catholic priest said, "You know, it's great to get to k...