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What is the name Tinkerbell’s Mexican sister?

Taco Bell.

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Why does Tinkerbell never wear trousers?

She Peter Pans.

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Why did Tinkerbell get made fun of at school?

She Peter Pants

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What do you call Tinkerbell’s nipples?

Fairy-olas

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Do you know what Tinkerbell's tooshie is called?

A fairy tale

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What did Hagrid say to Tinkerbell when she started working at Dairy Queen?

You're a Blizzard fairy!

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What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling?

A Diction Fairy

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What's Tinkerbell's favorite drink during "that time of the month?"

A Bloody Fairy.

Sorry everybody.

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I am over 18

TIL during the shooting of "Who framed Roger Rabbit?", Porky Pig was accused of sexually harassing Tinkerbell

On contacting Porky Pig, he replied "Th- Th- Th- That's all Hoax!"

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In 1985, new wave band, A-Ha, wrote a song for a new Broadway version of Peter Pan that was never used. In the musical, Tinkerbell was supposed to sing to Peter, urging him to try and fight Captain Hook’s right hand man with the intent of demoralizing Hook and his pirate crew...

Taaaaake oooooon Smeeeee

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