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Walkers Jokes

Tightrope walkers do really dangerous things.

They put their lives on the line!

I hate discussing things with Jay walkers

they always try to cross subjects at inappropriate times.

What does The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones and Fast and Furious have in common?

All their Walkers are dead

How are millenials and tightrope walkers alike?

Compromise their net and they will literally die.

Why does the farmer let walkers cross his field for free?....

....because the bull charges.

A man and his wife are sitting down to dinner.

A man and his wife are sitting down to dinner.

“Ringling Brothers is coming to town this week,” she said. “The poster says they have a dancing bear. I always wanted to see one of those.”

“Maybe next year,” says the man. “Work’s really busy this week.”

The next night at dinner, t...

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My mate tried some Walkers mystery flavour crisps last night and swore they tasted like his wife's pussy,

He thought it was his imagination but everyone in the pub said he was right!

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