Dick is short for Richard

But that's probably just genetics

A frustrated student handed in his exam.

"I've been writing for two hours, yet i haven't answered a single question!" he complained.

"Well done, that's a straight A." replied the Politics Teacher.

If poli=many and tics are small bloodsucking animals

The world makes so much sense

Politics Is the Most Accurate Word In English

It's made up of two other parts.

1 - Poly - meaning many
2 - Ticks - blood sucking insects.

What do you call fans of the moon?

Lunatics

Wanna know where the word "politics" come from?

Poly which is Greek for many, and tics, English for pesky parasites

What do Libertarians call Tic Tacs?

Tics, because they’re against tacses

What kind of breath mints do dyslexic military officers use?

Tac-tics

Moon Landing conspiracy theorists should be called Luna-tics

Just posting here because r/showerthoughts doesn't allow puns.

What Do You Call a Ocean Raider Tired of His Pet Bird's Muscle Spasms?

What do you call a ocean raider tired of his pet bird's muscle spasms?

A pirate tired of polly tics.

Have you guys heard about these mints that improve your strategic thinking abilities?

They're called Tac Tics.

Revolutionary medicine that cures Lyme Disease, but causes Tourette’s

Now that’s gonna cause a lot of nervous tics

I always thought the origin of the word "politics" was a strangely accurate description of itself.

"Poli-" meaning "many",

"-tics" meaning "bloodsucking parasites."

I've invented a new game. You use small breath mints as playing pieces in the old-fashioned match-3-in-a-row game. I'd be happy to teach you my strategy for winning this game, but I'll have to charge you a small fee:

Call it a Tic Tac Tic-Tac-Toe Tactics Tax.

How did the doctor cure the woman with Tourette's?

Anti-bio-tics.

My boy asked me how to get a kiss on the first date. I told him to plan ahead and get some breath mints.

Tac Tics my son, Tac Tics

How do you know if a deer has tourette's syndrome?

It has deer tics...

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