Tacs Jokes - 11 Hilarious Tacs Jokes

A duck waddles into a hotel’s lobby convenience store…

…and loudly asks the bored clerk, “Hey, where can a guy get some Tic Tacs?”

Incredulous, the store clerk responds to the waterfowl at his feet, “Did you just ask for Tic Tacs?”

“Yeah, Tic Tacs,” says the duck. “Got a date with a smokin’ hot redhead.”

Not knowing for certain how...

I annoyed my friend so he mixed up my Tic Tacs.

That's one of his Tac Tics.

Why are tic-tacs small, white, and smooth?

Because if they were big, grey, and wrinkly, they'd be elephants.

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If there's a girl sitting in front of you with her crack showing and you drop Tic Tacs down there, what you call it?

Her--mint

What do Libertarians call Tic Tacs?

Tics, because they’re against tacses

Jeffrey Dahmer didn't like Tic Tacs or gum.

He preferred men toes.

What can you say about a man who pops a couple tic tacs before beginning speaking?

He mints his words.

Why do dyslexic chess players have such fresh breath?

Because they're so good at finding Tic Tacs.

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This whole pandemic is a conspiracy.

This whole pandemic is a conspiracy.

The Altoids Corporation teamed up with the makers of Tic-Tacs and Listerene Breath Strips and made this virus in a lab in Wu-Tang so that all the rest of us would be forced to smell our own stank- breath and buy millions of dollars worth of mints.
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Dave and Joe were best friends

Joe and his family went on vacation for about a week, but when he came back, Dave noticed that he was very different, his mood and tendencies had completely changed.

This was not the same Joe.

The smoking gun was that Joe's eyes were not his usual green, but blue.

He flew to J...

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Smartenin' pills

This little kid Jimmy was frustrated, because every day as he walked to school with his lunch, the big bully Buster would stop him and ask him what he had for lunch. Then he would take the lunch and eat it!

So one day Jimmy decided he had enough, he had to do something about this. Now his A...

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