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Thumper Jokes

Why did Thumper like Bambi?

He was his dear friend.

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Did ya here about that time Bambi went crazy and sat on Thumper?

He had a wild hare up his ass.

A communist Jew, an old hag who tries to be hip, a manic reality tv star, a bible thumper, a robot and an old man from Ohio who forgot to take his meds walk into a bar....

Pick one to be your next president

What do you call a rabbit that goes to church?

A Bible Thumper

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Tom dies and wakes up in a strange place.

He looks around and sees beautiful surroundings, as if he's at a 5 star resort.

A man in a red outfit walks up to him and says, "Hey buddy, welcome to Hell! I'm the Devil!"

Tom looks around, confused. "Um...I didn't think this was going to be what hell looks like?"

The Devil say...

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