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A man goes to prison...

He's led to his cell, enters the door which is then locked behind him. A big bruiser of man sits on his bed with a menacing grin on his face.
"In this cell we play a game called Mummies and Daddies... Do you want to be Mummy or Daddy?" asks the big guy.
"I'll be Daddy" replies the newby.
"O...

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Monkey Business

A man goes to the zoo on his day off, he is walking around checking out the animals. Then he gets to the gorilla exhibit.

A huge bruiser is sitting there, chilling. The guy finishes his sandwich and tosses the wrapper in the garbage bin. The gorilla grabs a piece of paper lying close and tos...

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A monastery opens a flower shop [long]

Outside a large town, a monastery was running out of money. The monks conferred, and decided the best way to alleviate their financial woes would be to use their considerable gardening skills to sell flowers. They used what was left in the coffers to buy a small shop, and opened a store.
After ...

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