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The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week.

There was no coffin at the funeral

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A pony goes into a pharmacy and asks for some throat lozenges.



The pharmacist asks, "Do you have a cold?".

The pony replies, "No. I'm just a little hoarse."

Why did Dracula take a throat lozenge when he got home from the gym?

He was in a coffin fit

Most common over the counter medicine for Baristas

Throat lozenges, because they get coffee.

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