What’s the main difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

I thought I'd finally bagged my dream career making thermometers.

Turns out it was just a temp job.

What do thermometers wear for underwear?

Kelvin Klein

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A nurse reaches into her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer

She thinks "Goddammit, some asshole has my pen"

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