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Thermometers Jokes

What's the difference between red and blue thermometers?

The taste.

What do thermometers wear for underwear?

Kelvin Klein

I thought I'd finally bagged my dream career making thermometers.

Turns out it was just a temp job.

What’s the main difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

Just bought one of those infrared thermometers and have been testing it thoroughly.

We’re all fine but the radiator is really sick

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Someone's written an album about thermometers...

I've heard it's been nominated for a Mercury Prize.

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