What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant.....Dead ant....
Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead aaaaaaaaant!

To-do list of the pink panther

To-do
To-do
Todo todo todo todo todooooootododo

The Pink Panther's To Do list

\- Todo

\- Todo

\- Todo todo todo todo todooooooo tododododo

"What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?"

"No idea."

"Denim."

"Denim?"

"Denim denim denim denim denim..."

Why is the pink panther the busiest of cats

He always has something to do,
to do, to do do do dodo dodoooh

What is the pink panther thinking when he walks into a strip club?

Tiddy - tiddy - tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddyyy

What material are the Pink Panther's jeans made out of?

Denim Deniiiiiiiimmmmmm

The pink panther likes to do

To do to do to do to do to do to dooo dodododo

Did you hear that they changed the theme song when they found out the Pink Panther was a Redditor?

Now it goes pedant pedant....

The Pink Panther made a list of things he had to do, and it was called...

To do, to do, to do to do to do, to do, to dooooooo...

The Pink Panther's To Do List

To do...To do...To do, to do, to do...To do, to doooo...

Saw this on The Doghouse Diaries today and it made me laugh...

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Not your average dick joke

What does the Pink Panther and a male prostitute have in common?

They’re both Peter Sellers.

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A man, a pub and a dare

A man goes to a pub for a drink and spies on the counter a glass jar filled with $50 notes.
"bartender, what's this then" the man asks while pointing to his favourite ale on tap.
"oh, that's for the local dare we got set up, put in $50, you do three things and you get the whole jar. First yo...

Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview at call center

Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.

The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, I see the green grass and I think to myself: I hope it will be a pink day."

The Frenc...

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